Thursday, September 4, 2008

Passing Time...

I was just passing some time... doing a little internet research on post-dates pregnancies when I came across this:

Pregnancy Questions & Answers:

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after she finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.


Keep sending your wishes for LABOR this way!
(We're all ready to meet you, little Peanut!)


Wayne and Ange said...

Lol... I love it!!

tara said...

that made for a good laugh! ...any day now...

Mom! said...

What, you're PREGNANT?! Why didn't Brandon tell me? (Oh yeah, because he's Brandon!) Congrats on the pregnancy! When are you due? ;)